Wednesday, October 31, 2007
6:31 PM
Counting down the days to Berlin! (:
13 more days (:
I was so hardworking that i went down
to sports council yesterday with Sarah
and i did trigger ball there! Haha. And
we went CSC for lunch after that, thanks
for the treat Sarah! (: oh yeah, her main
reason for going there was to see Paul -.-
I saw her staring at him! And she refused
to leave when it was time to go. Haha.
One of these days, i'm gonna go up to him and say
' My friend here, is head over heels
crazy in love with you' (:
OHYES!
st nicks funfair next year! (:
please please please buy tickets from
me, and i will give you a big hug (:
please and thank you!
Okay since i don't feel like talking much.
Enjoy! (:
-There once was a bear & a rabbit they
hated each other. One day they found a
genie in a lamp who said he would grant
them each 3 wishes.The bear went first and he said,
"I wish to be the only male bear in this forest."
And he got his wish. The rabbit said,
"I want a motorcycle helmet."
And he got his wish. The bear went up and said,
"I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S.
and all the rest were female."
And he got his wish. The rabbit said,
"I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet."
And he got his wish. The bear said,
"I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females."
And he got his wish. Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said,
"I wish that bear was gay."
-A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for
a whale to swallow a human because even though
it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could
not swallow a human; it was physically
impossible.The little girl said,
"When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked,
"What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied,
"Then you ask him?"
-On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As ooposed to what? Outer space?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(what else were you supposed to do with them?)
-A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him
over. He rolleddown his window and said to the officer,
"Is there a problem,Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving
and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award.
Congratulations.What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said,
"Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
"Oh, don't pay attention to him -
he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said,
"I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from
the trunk and a muffled voice said,
"Are we over the border yet?"
-To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.
