Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Dammit. I am so screwed now. I haven't
done any of my holiday homework! :O
i haven't bought my books yet, and haven't
checked whats for homework! Oh my. I hope
there's not gonna be a test when i get back ):< color="#000000" size="5">
Okay, since i promised, I shall help
Sarah Lai confess something. I'm
so nice, i just can't help it (:
Sarah Lai admitted that she likes Paul
Tan and is crazy in love with him,
and she stalks him everday. And
she wants to go and steal the Levi's
poster, so that she can paste it on her
room wall and can stare at it everday.
She goes Sports Council everyday
just to see him :D
Okay, this should be it. Sarah says thanks (:
Haha. she is seriously crazy over Paul. Like omg.
But never mind, she's still a nice friend.
And Sarah says thanks (: haha.
No training yesterday afternoon. Mummy brought
Rainer and I out to eat Japanese food (:
Both of us walked around for a while to wait for
Mummy to end work, and just walked and walked
and talked rubbish. Then we went to Ya Kun Kaya
Toast shop cos he wanted to eat bread. Haha :D
Japanese food was good. Then we had Japanese
dessert which was just as good too. But stupid
Rainer got cheated cos he got a caramelized
sweet potato which tasted horrible. Haha. What a sucker ( just kidding)
Then he kept telling me to give him my phone for
Christmas. (And he's gonna get me the LG phone)
Today is Richard's last training with us!
Ohmy, ULTIMATE MEATBALL! Don't leave us! ):
Its really fun training with Ultimate Meatball, and
all the breakfasts and dinners we have at Subway
was really fun. The trash talking with Cameron
AKA Camerfag, Double Chocolate Chip, Ultimate
Man of Desire and so on. And not to forget the
suaning of Zhen Ren! (: And no one else to
lead my lane anymore! ):<
No more 'everyday at Subway' breakfasts ):
And no more meatball talk! Haha, Had breakfast
this morning, at ( y'all know it) Subway AGAIN.
With Aaron, Zhenen, Meatball, Sarah and Scott, which was really fun :D
There were two people missing and it was Rainerfag
and Camerfag. The two fags who didn't come for training.
Rainerfag couldn't come because his back was dying/aching.
Camerfag just mysteriously dissapperared this
morning. And Nick didn't come too! ):<
Yeah, go find out about the history of
meatballs. http://www.big-o-dickie.blogspot.com/
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Since i'm bored and in a good mood today,
here's a treat ( as i would like to call it)
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where
his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was
a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at
home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought
he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his
behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about
how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you
deserve a bike for your birthday."
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and
sat down to write God a letter.
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy
this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend, Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a
very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good
boy this year and I would like a red bike for my
birthday. Thank you.
Your friend Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So,
he tore up the letter and started again.
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really
like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God
either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.
Letter 4
God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year.
I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send
me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you, Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter
was not going to get him a bike.
Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs
and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.
Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as
Bobby looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner,"
Bobby's mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on
the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up
to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there.
Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of
the church, down the street, into the house, and up
to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat
down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Bobby began to write his letter to God. . . . . .
Letter 5
God, I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU
WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!!
New Inventions by Blondes:
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alchohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through tiolet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat
Bye.
